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Apr 16, 2014 / 511,674 notes

wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

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Apr 16, 2014 / 1,970 notes

joshpecksmom:

when your body gets chills from listening to a song, you know that’s good shit

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Apr 16, 2014 / 222,950 notes

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

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Apr 14, 2014 / 517,423 notes

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

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Apr 14, 2014 / 159,575 notes

ding-ding-motherfuckers:

cyberbullys:

darrynek:

tall people = the enemy 

can’t even see you hatin from all the way down there

I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won’t even know til its too late

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Apr 14, 2014 / 317,175 notes

graffeti:

there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

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Apr 14, 2014 / 433,590 notes

winxhesters:

potato-tots:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

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Apr 14, 2014 / 395,148 notes

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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Apr 14, 2014 / 62,605 notes
Apr 13, 2014 / 340,737 notes

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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Apr 13, 2014 / 388,847 notes

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

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Apr 13, 2014 / 435,516 notes

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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Apr 13, 2014 / 61,518 notes

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Apr 13, 2014 / 244,823 notes

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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Apr 13, 2014 / 184,258 notes

tardis221b:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP

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